Thursday, May 5, 2011

Thankful List

Cause everyone else does Thankful Lists on Thursday.

So today I am the MOST thankful for:

  1. Family who love and adore the boys
  2. Shawn who puts up with all of my antics
  3. Mama-My humming bird
  4. Cade-My secret keeper
  5. Dad-My hero
  6. Mom-My rock
  7. Uncle Jerry-my super funny weirdo Uncle.
  8. Friends who love me
  9. Knowing that I can leave work and that things will be taken care of
  10. Getting to go to Vegas
  11. My sweet sweet sweet baby boys.
  12. Fake eyelashes
  13. And you, I am so thankful for you.
What are you thankful for?
~please not this list is not all inclusive

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Ready or Not Here I Come

I found these wonderfully weird crazy questions out there in blog land. Let me know if you play on your blog so I can come over and point and make fun of you. ~grins~

Do you have hairy legs?
No I shaved last night, cause I knew I was getting my spray tan today.

Do you smoke anything?
An occasional cigar, but nothing more.

Do you like monkeys?
They're ok, I guess. We don't hang out or anything, but I'm sure they're nice.

How many fillings do you have?
Um...IDK. But I know I have some.

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Anywhere there's water. Heck, I can just go fill up the bath tub and float around in there, I adore the water.

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
I have, but I don't anymore. You realize they shock you right?

Have you ever read the Bible?
Parts, but not all the way through.

Did you ever go to Sunday School?
Yes, and we adore our class!

Do you wear a lot of black?
Depends on what I am doing. Riding the Harley, going to a Rave, things like that yes, other wise, not so much.

Did you ever bring a weapon to school?

Have you ever hugged a tree?
Prolly, but there are a lot of shady parts of my past.

Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Yes I do, why do you ask? Do you need the definition?

Describe your hair?
Usually long, beautiful, and amazing. Now...still amazing, but not as long. Don't get me started.

Are you a wildbeast?
You bet your sweet hiney.

Do you like to have fun?
Every chance I get!

Do you like drama?
No no no. Save your drama for your baby mama!

Have you ever taken a bong hit?
No, but I kissed a guy after he did. Then I projectile vomited off his porch, so I am guessing that is not the intended effect

Do you like mayonnaise?
Its ok. Are you offering?

Are you afraid to die?
No, we only live once. So might as well get the most out of it.

Do you like playing in leaves?
I sure do.

Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?

Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
Not that I remember, but again...there are some blurry nights out there.

Are you an adult?
Sure, if you say so.

Ever won a spelling bee?
No, I suck at spelling.

Do you ever eat because your depressed?
Yes I do

Are you a television addict?
On some shows, but not all

Do you think OJ was guilty?
Hell yes he did it!

Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
Yes I have, and in a pool, and many many other places.

On a swing?
Not that I recall...but back to those fuzzy nights...

Do you like Elvis?
My old cat? Yes he was amazing, best cat ever.

Do you enjoy watching animals do it? Like on the Discovery channel?
No, give some animals some privacy will ya?!?!

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys?
Yeah, when I have a long day I am just like you know what I need??? A turkey!

Does your mom think someone is hot?
Prolly so, my Mom is awesome.

Are you a sugar freak?
I am a freak, but a sugar freak. No, you'd get all sticky.

Ever been arrested?

Ever commit a crime and get away with it?
Oh hell yes!

Do you like orange juice?
Yeah I do, but I like apple juice just as much

What sign are you?'m a fish baby, that's why I need the water.

Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
I don't know what that is, but then I it. And I am even more sure that I don't understand.

Where do you wish you were right now?
In Vegas, with a slot machine in one hand and a vodka ans seven in the other.

Did you enjoy this?
I sure did!