Thursday, May 5, 2011

Thankful List

Cause everyone else does Thankful Lists on Thursday.

So today I am the MOST thankful for:

  1. Family who love and adore the boys
  2. Shawn who puts up with all of my antics
  3. Mama-My humming bird
  4. Cade-My secret keeper
  5. Dad-My hero
  6. Mom-My rock
  7. Uncle Jerry-my super funny weirdo Uncle.
  8. Friends who love me
  9. Knowing that I can leave work and that things will be taken care of
  10. Getting to go to Vegas
  11. My sweet sweet sweet baby boys.
  12. Fake eyelashes
  13. And you, I am so thankful for you.
What are you thankful for?
~please not this list is not all inclusive

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Ready or Not Here I Come

I found these wonderfully weird crazy questions out there in blog land. Let me know if you play on your blog so I can come over and point and make fun of you. ~grins~

Do you have hairy legs?
No I shaved last night, cause I knew I was getting my spray tan today.

Do you smoke anything?
An occasional cigar, but nothing more.

Do you like monkeys?
They're ok, I guess. We don't hang out or anything, but I'm sure they're nice.

How many fillings do you have?
Um...IDK. But I know I have some.

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Anywhere there's water. Heck, I can just go fill up the bath tub and float around in there, I adore the water.

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
I have, but I don't anymore. You realize they shock you right?

Have you ever read the Bible?
Parts, but not all the way through.

Did you ever go to Sunday School?
Yes, and we adore our class!

Do you wear a lot of black?
Depends on what I am doing. Riding the Harley, going to a Rave, things like that yes, other wise, not so much.

Did you ever bring a weapon to school?

Have you ever hugged a tree?
Prolly, but there are a lot of shady parts of my past.

Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Yes I do, why do you ask? Do you need the definition?

Describe your hair?
Usually long, beautiful, and amazing. Now...still amazing, but not as long. Don't get me started.

Are you a wildbeast?
You bet your sweet hiney.

Do you like to have fun?
Every chance I get!

Do you like drama?
No no no. Save your drama for your baby mama!

Have you ever taken a bong hit?
No, but I kissed a guy after he did. Then I projectile vomited off his porch, so I am guessing that is not the intended effect

Do you like mayonnaise?
Its ok. Are you offering?

Are you afraid to die?
No, we only live once. So might as well get the most out of it.

Do you like playing in leaves?
I sure do.

Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?

Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
Not that I remember, but again...there are some blurry nights out there.

Are you an adult?
Sure, if you say so.

Ever won a spelling bee?
No, I suck at spelling.

Do you ever eat because your depressed?
Yes I do

Are you a television addict?
On some shows, but not all

Do you think OJ was guilty?
Hell yes he did it!

Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
Yes I have, and in a pool, and many many other places.

On a swing?
Not that I recall...but back to those fuzzy nights...

Do you like Elvis?
My old cat? Yes he was amazing, best cat ever.

Do you enjoy watching animals do it? Like on the Discovery channel?
No, give some animals some privacy will ya?!?!

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys?
Yeah, when I have a long day I am just like you know what I need??? A turkey!

Does your mom think someone is hot?
Prolly so, my Mom is awesome.

Are you a sugar freak?
I am a freak, but a sugar freak. No, you'd get all sticky.

Ever been arrested?

Ever commit a crime and get away with it?
Oh hell yes!

Do you like orange juice?
Yeah I do, but I like apple juice just as much

What sign are you?'m a fish baby, that's why I need the water.

Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
I don't know what that is, but then I it. And I am even more sure that I don't understand.

Where do you wish you were right now?
In Vegas, with a slot machine in one hand and a vodka ans seven in the other.

Did you enjoy this?
I sure did!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Is it bad if you forgot your password?

Yup everyone, its been that long since I last blogged, I forgot my password. That's really bad, but what can I say? I am a busy person these days. What with pre-school, daycare, soccer, t-ball starting up, the boys appointments, visits from CPS (good kind, not bad), not to mention work and having to help Biker with school. This have been a bit on the crazy side. So, I am finally getting a moment to type and I thought it would be to all of you. So many many many things have happened/are happening/going to happen that my crazy wonderful like is getting even better.

Many of you know, but for those of you that don't, Biker and I got 3 amazing little boys in July. I can't put their pictures up yet, because they are not legally ours yet, but the even better news is that they transfer to the adoption unit on April 19th, meaning that in 3-6 months we will legally have little biker-gators. They've been ours since day one, but it will just be legal in a few months.

I have learned so many things over the past almost 9 months. Things like we don't say Butt Cereal, dinosaurs are still in existence, things are thhhhhpicy instead of spicy, and if one person in their lives don't like something suddenly they don't either. EVERY pre-school day I hear, "Ms Janet doesn't like BBQ chips" am I packing Ms Janet's lunch? "Ms Janet says we have to wear our seat belts." Mommy says that too. "Ms Janet says we need to wash our hand after we go to the bathroom." Am I talking to myself here??

I now know every dinosaur, what it eats, what its called, when it lived (Jurassic, Triassic, or Cretaceous time period), and the Hungry Hungry Herbivore song. I can sing it if you want. I know that Sesame Street plays adult humor to little ones, "does a wild bear shower in the woods", and then the kids look at me and ask, well does he???

We have had to go over things like Daddy works at night, he isn't going to sleep at anyone elses house, and yes I will always love you, even when you get in trouble. That even if you have an accident you do not have to take a cold shower, and just because we pack a suitcase to go somewhere does not mean you have to leave. If we go somewhere we all go.

But then there are awesome moments like then looking at me like I am crazy for asking if they have ever played in the rain. And J1 looks at me like I have lost my ever loving mind...and says no, we would get wet. Yes, that's the point. We played in the sprinkler yesterday and it was apparently the coolest thing ever. When they get on their bikes or big wheels and say, "watch this, I am going to ride a wheelie like Daddy".

And then there are the times that every mother dreads. Like V standing in front of the TV the other day when a Victoria Secret commercial comes on and he looks at me and says "I like that". Or J1 learns to wink and I have to tell him that I am the only girl he'll ever need to wink at. Or J2 saying that instead of bad dreams he is going to dream about see 1st grader K, that goes to daycare with your not.

I find myself saying the same things over and over and over. Do you need to poop, you tell me if you need to poop, I am not kidding do you need to poop? Don't hit your brother, don't hit your brother, keep your hands off your brother, did you hear me? Stop it, stop it, I said stop it. Are you even listening to me? Why would you sit on your brother's head? No really what possessed you to sit on your brother's head?? Don't push the cat into the bathtub, see now the cats all wet, yes I see how she is leaving tracks on the carpet. I said DON'T SIT ON YOUR BROTHER'S HEAD! Do you want to lose a nickel, cause you will lose a nickel. Do not put a stretchy dinosaur in the heater, why did you put a stretchy dinosaur in the heater?!?! Didn't I say don't sit on him?

See life it different and its never a dull moment, but I would trade one single second.